But what should you do if you have a friend like me, who is toiling along on a book that may or may not ever see the light of day? I have a few suggestions.
One: Don't be condescending. This includes calling it "your little book" or giggling when your friend calls it "work." Writing is hard, and if your friend has half a brain, s/he already knows there's about a 1/100 chance of that work paying off. Your friend (probably) doesn't laugh when you say you have a meeting or that you're slammed at work. Extend him or her the same courtesy. (By the way? This also applies to people who work from home in any field, as well as stay at home moms. *steps off soapbox*)
Two: It's okay to ask what the book is about, as long as you don't follow up with, "You know what would be way cooler?
Three: Unless you have been approached as a beta reader, please don't ask if you can read what they have written so far. Seriously. It's like asking if you can take four cookies with you before the dough has been baked.
Other suggestions for what NOT to say, regardless of publication status. Courtesy of the AW forums:
- "When will it be published?"
- "When are you going on Oprah?"
- "Oh, you want to be the next Stephen King/J.K. Rowling/Stephenie Meyer/Dan Brown?"
- "Can't you write about something nicer?"
- "Is that sex scene autobiographical?"
- "Where's my free copy?"
- "Why isn't it dedicated to me?"
- "Is it any good?"
- My absolute least favorite question EVER: "Am I in it?"