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June 8, 2010

Two For Tuesday: Short Life, Soundtrack and Sparkles

Kate Hart
What is it? Post two of anything: book reviews, pictures, quotes, poems, songs, videos, rants, shout outs, whatever floats your boat. Just connect them somehow. That's it.

Today: You guys gave me lots of blog post suggestions in my contest entries-- thank you! I'm not sure if I should be proud or embarrassed, but you especially like the fandom LOLZ, so I'm here to bring them, because today, we have two new pieces of Twilight paraphernalia to gather:

Eclipse Soundtrack
I don't love everything on it (dear god someone rescue me from the torture that is Muse), but a few of the songs already own me, namely the ones by Florence + The Machine, Sia, Fanfarlo, The Black Keys, and Beck with Bat For Lashes.

The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner
You can read this free online, but I bought a copy because she's donating a % of the proceeds to charity, and hey-- might as well encourage that kind of thing, right? I actually kind of liked it. I mean, it's not a literary masterpiece or anything, but that's obviously not what I expected, either. 

It's hard to maintain suspense or introduce plot twists when everyone already knows the end to the story, but as a long character study, I enjoyed it. I hope she does another one when Breaking Dawn comes out. Leah should get her own book.

Speaking of characters who deserved more "screen" time in the books, I'm super interested in the movie version of Jasper and Rosalie's back stories. (Click the pictures to see more new stills.)

But we all know the real reason you're here.

LOLZ. Sparkly, sparkly LOLZ.

This is for Cory. 


  1. omg I just LOLed so hard at that power rangers thing.
    Also, I would be the Jasper in that cake scenario.

  2. ROFL. this is made of so much awesome im surprised your blog doesn't fursplode. :p

  3. I have never enjoyed Twilight so much in my life. :D Or Power Rangers, come to think of it.

    AWESOME post.

  4. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

    This post is so awesome. It was funny at the beginning and it just kept escalating to the hilarious power rangers climax.


  5. Haha...what would we do without Twilight to make fun of?

  6. Those .gifs are KILLING me. Especially the Power Rangers one.

    But I must disagree with you about Leah. Leah should not get her own book. EDWARD SHOULD GET HIS OWN BOOK.


    Carry on.

  7. LOL I love these! Have you seen the Twilight parody by nigahiga on Youtube? It's glorious:

    Asdfjkl; I still can't stop laughing. Awesome post! :D

  8. Oh my gosh, I can't stop laughing. Thanks for the great end to my day :D



  10. Wow. Just wow. Your webitude never fails to amaze me.

  11. Oh my gosh, these are hilarious. I will come back to this post the next time I need a good laugh. Love it!

  12. You crack me up!!! The Power Rangers thing made me laugh so hard Annie came out of her room to check on me.

  13. Loved your blog! I have a question though...well, two actually: 1) Do vampire's hair grow? 2) How can Jasper actually stand to be in school when girls have their, well you know, red-friend every month? Okay, crude I know, and of course vampires aren't real, right?


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